HSM Part 4

i have decidedto try out for Troy too so i added Troy to my characters trying out for
and maybe erin can have her stupid pants role

HSM Part 3

so nervous im going on saturday and im totally freakin out im tryin to get 1 lesson in with this person b4 saturday but erin said harmony 2day and i go what??? and she just looks at me duh evan u r an idiot

P.S. no shelley i dont want 2 see Sweeney Todd i'm also not allowed to

War Eagle

Go tigers or plainsmen or war eagle i dont know oh its d) all of the above
way too many mascots
but Auburn beat the Alabama crimson tide (y the heck is their mascot an elephant?) 17-10 i think
im not really sure i was operating on people hahaha...
Trauma Center: Under the Knife for DS so much fun YAY!!!!
(die)
hahahahaha
so im going to make a post saying yay for auburn
Go Auburn
Go Auburn
Go Auburn
Go Auburn
Go Auburn
Go Auburn
Go Auburn
ok its over
or its over its over strong bad says its over
its over its over everyone died 'cept me
*chomp*
aw crap

Beowulf

i went to see Beowulf today three things to know
1. its animated if any of you know what Assasin's Creed looks like, its something like that VERY realistic
2. its slightly immoral cough Angelina Jolie cough cough
3. if it wasnt animated some of the scenes would be very disturbing like when the guy gets ripped in half or when Beowulf chops off his arm so he can swing further into the dragon's throat to rip out its heart

overall it was a three and a half star in my opinion

TGS information

for use when you need to say something TGS-related
Quotes
lets go get yogurt
i hopes someone famous isnt looking at me
i miss video games
umm.. thats as high as i can count
i can count to G
thats nothing i can count to purple backwards
corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior
tompkins made a swear!!!
corn is no place for a mighty warrior
not the popo i cant do another nickel
i got the jimmies
garbage disposal what a way to go
i met a possum
i think i have a chance with this guy
real-working toilet paper
a bgrl prty
taking the vowels out of words isnt always cool
we've got a spinner
lets get some pan-asian cuisine
oh my stomach lining
call me the queen of pay per view
negative one sip
its diet brown not PCP
Peacey P i love Peacey P
can a siter get an autograph
id like to report a very good looking robot prospecter
you're not my real father
quiet the baby is studying for the SAT
hello this is buttcrack plumbing
thomas hit her with a bat
so good
so you must be girls
the tyranny is over
dont let timkins play my PSone

for use killing someone
endings
msg'd
driver's ed'ed dead
arrowed'd
punt
eaten
babysat'd
ship'd
dangled off balcony'd
dropped of sed balcony'd
arrow'd 2

thats all folks

Coffee

today i made a new friend




Coffee yum (but strong)

add the right amount of sweetener and cream and YUM

COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HSM Part 2

i have officially decided to sing Ryan since i cant sing Troy worth &%#! even though erin is gonna try to play a pants role

HSM

i want to do Ryan for HSM but erin just has to want to do a freakin pants role!!!!!!!
y erin y be a girl its better for your mental state please please please

check out a goofy story i am writing abt a lycan at iamjosephbook.blogspot.com copy into your address screen

Tests

i have 2 major tests this week and one is in french and btw Mrs. Flowers gives the hardest tests on the face if the earth they are longer than mr ross' 70 question tests and the vocabulary doesnt get a word bank either there r sentences and u hav 2 no the vocab by heart but speakin of mr ross we hav 1 of his tests too and to top it off we have wrap testing and a latin quiz/test/lawn mower

The Next Iron Chef

i watched the finale of The Next Iron Chef and guess who won?

guess

guess

im not telling you until you guess





It was Chef Michael Simon!!!!!!! Wooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
i did a remix of Go Meat! in his honor


Go Mich-ael Go Mich-ael
Michael Simon rocks the best
he's way better than the rest
he's second to none just add swordfish (the ingredient of the final battle) and you're done
that's crazy girl i swear
there's so much food in there
SssSimon
WHOOH
Michael Simon
'cuz he's awesome he's awesome
the judges say he's awesome
when i say Michael you say Simon
Michael
Simon
Go Michael

nurse

4 every1 that is wondering i moved nurses story to a site called nursesstory.blogspot.com its on my fellow bloggers list

Peace Out

life

is it just me or are people starting to put a lot of pressure on you making life almost like a hellish warzone in your mind first of all we are all going through adolescence and starting to notice people of the opposite gender and i dont know about you but i get harrassed a lot about girls by my parents and their friends second they teach us all of this crap and start to load it on to us ninety percent of which we dont even give a crap about or will in our future and now they decide to make us leaders of the ms and say we have to set a flippin good example for every little sixth grader that steps in the doors. to top it off they start showing us what we have to do to actually do something with our lives and how it is rlly rlly hard to do u hav to be in the top thirty percent of the class and be good at math just to make it to honors bioall so we dont end up as some godforsaken bum on the street i think there could be an easier way AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

igym

last night i think i did some of the most irrational things i've ever done in my life like running 30 feet and doing a superman onto a rlly hard mat flipping 2 inches over a guys head standing on one ring not two and to top it all of jump off everything i could find resulting in large amounts of pain all over my body i basically jumped over the mats and onto the floor they gave out ipods itunes cards and best buy cards in a raffle i was ready to stand up and say a speech " i would like to thank the acadamy Mr. Fair and Brewington Rosenblatt for bringing me here and also Erin Mcnaughton for inspiring me with this speech its so touching and id also like to thank you all for LOSING

Philosophy

I LOVE JR now that i have your attention my dad has majorly screwed me up he has a major in visual rhetoric which is distinctly related to philosophy but not like 2 peas in a pod kinda thing so hes a bit of a philosopher and now hes making me one. i was walking home from soccer practice 2night and for some reason i was thinking abt the guiness book of world records and if they have a smartest man in the world in it and then i start thinkin what is intelligence in a worldly view i thought about it 4 a minute and i decided that my definition of intelligence as i have seen it is: an accumulation of scientifically accredited facts that are linked into one system such as the brain. a lot of ppl think of smart ppl and think of he nos a lot thats my point exactly but what about the ability to think not the ability to memorize which is y in my opinion mathmeticians astronomers biologists most other scientists with the exception of scientists who examine diseases and ones who study what is already there and dont look for something to come as well as philosophers

vampires

my sister is reading this book about vampires (no its not satanic) and i said ooh i like that kinda book and she says no its a romance novel i was confused about this and she said that there were "good" vampires? What the heck!! vampires are like the archetype of hell!!!!!! they cant be good read dracula for god's sake the vampires have no control over their humanity. a girl a rlly nice girl turns into a vampire and she drags small children into her tomb to feast upon That is a vampire not some romantic poser!!!!!!!!