Lake Lure

im goin up to Lake Lure 2morrow and wer gonna come back at noon on new years day c ya guys latr
p.s. read the book i reviewed its great borrow it from me if you have to great life lessons

My Book Review WOOT WOOT WOOT

ok the book im gonna talk about is drumroll please
The Zombie Survival Guide
it is an incredible NON-fiction (or at least written that way) book about zombies and the ways to fight them off and survive an onslaught
ok so it tells the multiple ways of becoming a zombie
it tells their strengths and weaknesses
the most effective weapons to use against them (no grenades dont work well)
the stages of a zomvie attack considering severity and their numbers
how to fight in the different terrains against them (mountains are good)
AND
historically recorded appearances of zombies (just in case you dont believe in them)
as well as scaring the crap out of 10 yr olds (trust me i know from experience)
so on the scale of banana (1) to christmas tree (10)
im gonna give the book
a *another drum roll*
turkey (9)

Zombies: Sci-Fi or Fantasy?

Are Zombies classified as Sci-Fi or Fantasy? They have elements of both shown below
Sci-Fi elements: They are usually caused by diseases or large explosions or nuclear waste
In general, there are large weapons (primarily shotguns) used to battle them off
Fantasy: They are mythical creatures along with vampires and werewolves (which in most cases [except Joseph's] are fantasy)
They are often set in the past
The Choice is Yours
America it is time to vote

Have A Holly-Jolly Merry OVER-MARKETED COMMERCIALIZED Christmas

Dumbed Down

our christain society has really "nicened-up" the Bible my dad (yes shelley who is a pastor) and i were talking about it yesterday and how many churches dont show the "darker side" of the Bible have you heard the story of Tamat wow that is serious nc-17 material my dad gave a synopsis at church because he was talking about geneaology and the story was so evil and sexually immoral Also the two angels went to Lots house in the Old Testament and he lets them in that night the entire town comes and asks if they can rape the two men both of those are in the Bible look it up then at school we cant wear sweatshirts with Bible verses because something from the BIBLE!!!! might be immoral so were not allowed to demonstrate God's Word at a CHRISTIAN school because it COULD be immoral even if it is do you think God stuck it in there for some demented guy to read about NO of course not everything down to the last the is in the Bible for a reason so to dumb it down and change it so we dont actually understand our world is pretty freakin STUPID youre teachin parts of the Bible parts you want people to hear not everything in it just think about that do you want a religious society where your religion is "nicende-up" and you cant quote from it?
oh and anyone who agrees with dumbing it down will make my hit list

End Of Exams

thank god (and idina menzel and james barbour and kristen chenoweth) exams are finally over!!!!!! hallellujah praise the lord i made it out of my french exam by the skin of my teeth (not my math exam tho haha i got a 101) i had almost all a's stupid social studies and l.a. i hate those subjects anyway and i got a 93 on my latin exam cuz i dint see the decling servus at the very bottom of the page!!!!! but im ok

1 more exam

1 more i just need to take my %$#&$#%$^&#^&#^&$#^$^#%^@$^@%#&@^&#%&^$%^!$!%^$^&#%$&^#%^$&*#@$*!@!)#*()#@&%#$^&@!%#&^!@%$& french exam i NEED a b on this exam or well i have like an 84 for the semester im flippin out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im actually hyper-ventilating while my siblings are out of school watchiong tv and stuff in out in out in out AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

resolution

mrs stephens said i hav 2 keep my story pg it is pg pg-13 haha
but i swear i would almost rather fail the assignment than to change my thoughts and feelings to meet her expectations
she cant be biased about what she reads she doesnt prefer violence but i think mushy books usually suck
as jesses sis said to each his own so she cant judge my book on they word choice of it
i want to turn in my assignment with profuse bleeding and disembodied limbs/heads
i dont care what she thinks of that
in fact screw what she thinks of it erin says i write like michael crichton which is the most supermassive compliment for a sci-fi and fantasy writer and
and im not the only one who likes my book i can rattle off a list right now
brewington
erin
amanda stroud
sarah
daniel armbrust
sci-fi geeks
fantasy nerds
violent people
people who like to see a fascinitating plot (yes a guy driven to insanity by a lust for revenge is fascinating if you couldnt tell)
need i say more

cast list (part 7)

yay i got a guy with a name hooray!!!
yay for k-t she got gabriella wer all so happy
hooray
and ripper and mongo
i dont hink ill ever get over that
jesse and brewington
erin you got mrs darbus your life goal!!!!!
yay carson he got ryan
stupid big-headed anne claire got sharpay grrrrrrr....

AAAAHHH

i cant find my calculator or my science book i think i left the latter at school ahhhhhh and i hav a math test 2morrow and i cant finish the homework w/ out it i hope my sister has it but she doesnt get back till 9:30 and i need to do my science too GRRRRRRRRRRRR

i am joseph

to clarify carolyn in i am joseph does not represent anyone (specifically JesseRuth) some of the emotions i have seen or felt no you cant no when they were felt why they were felt or who felt them
the punctuation is missing on purpose

HSM Part 6 (after auditions)

i think i did well... i learned the dance and performed it well i sang my song too quietl tho... :(
but i was VERY enthusiastic (almost to a point of insanity i read 8-9 times) about the acting i did the jack scott one so funny

HSM Part 5 (before auditions)

all i have to say is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AH!!