Haircut

well 2day mrs. poole and mrs stephens threatened me with iss if i didnt get my hair cut by mon. if i said half the things i thought i would hav a lot more than an iss.... hehehe i wouldnt mind that if the play wasnt going on but w/e so i get it cut and theres this old lady (same place as the creepy old guy) and she treats me like im 7 theres a guy shining shoes and shes like do you see the boots do you like them i was like ya iv been interested in cowboy boots since forever speaking of which i lied abt being 13 both times you asked im rlly 6 (no i didnt actually say that) and then im waiting for my dad and she says do you know when your daddys coming back does he hav a cell phone im like ya he just called as i was reading The World Is Flat hav you read it its has BIG words and SMALL print

My Smoothest Move Ever

ok today i had my officially smoothest move erin shelley and i were walking down the hallway talking abt getting struck down by lightning so i had the brilliant idea to fall flat on my face without stopping myself with my arms smart right? then A'lexus yell OH MY GOD he just died haha then my backpack fell on my head and my face hurt the whole 4th period fun right? and smooth

World War Z by Max Brooks

ok this is like one of the greatest books ever written its up there with prey and andromeda strain it was THAT good its all about zombies taking over the world in the future like 10 yrs in the future but max brooks is interviewing ppl 10 yrs after it happened so its rlly a bunch of different ppls stories like voices of the martyrs or something like that but this book gets a 10/10 or 5 stars or however you wanna do it only thing that may bother some ppl lots of violence and an absurd amnt of swearing it doesnt bother me but it might bother others READ IT!!!!!!!

Total Collection of Ultimately Poor Songs by I Am A Lycan Whether You Like It Or Not

oh wait thats me so anyway i decided to make msic on Garage Band and make an entire album of painfully bad music so far i 4 songs and 6 minutes of songs from classical to techno to all of them (except classical) its awesome ya...

Paintball

it was fun thats all there is too it Gun+Me+Ammo+Other People= Fun its that simple ya... my blood hurts some idiot shot me in the neck from 10 ft away when im holding up my gun in surrender cuz i already got shot and theres this huge orange splotch on my eye so i can only half see grrrr im gonna rip his face off

The Great Books Of The World by The Reduced Shakespeare Company

erin and i went to see that at blumenthall last night (she came cuz my sis had to leave early it wasnt like goin out or anything) but it was without a doubt the funniest thing i have ever seen they made it up so it was like they did a remedial course in western lit. and they went over 8o sumin different books and at one point the gym teacher decides war and peace by tolstoy contains everything so the other two guys keep coming in as diff characters frankenstein and sherlock holmes and all sorts of other people then at the end one guy decides he has to cover 50 or so more books so the drama teacher and the gym coach throw books at him and he says one sentence about each one like Animal Farm: don't trust the pigs then there was one related to women and he says dont trust the pigs funniest thing ever

New plan: Kevin and I are gonna wear all black on Valentines Day and send ppl hate cards (actually the second is a maybe) and if anyone has non-permanent black hair dye that would be AWESOME

since jesse relentlessly begged and bothered me (for reasons i know not) to remove the announcement about josh and I's "plan of action" against her it was been henceforth removed from the site

I am officially the smoothest guy ever

ok so 4 times in the last 48 hours i have done abnormally "smooth" things first i did the bell jump after lunch thursday and fell on my butt and to quote erin "evan your heels were above your head" then that night i tripped over my dog while running at full speed landed on asphalt and ripped my jeans at the knee friday after the nerd convention i walked backwards into a pole then after lunch i fell backwards while walking up a flight of stairs cut my arm and finally this morning i got out of my car and ran up to a girl i thought was k-t then realized she wasnt she just looked like her from the back and im like woops and kept running im smooth i know
ok 2 more i was singing to bulls on parade by rage against the machine while doing guitar motions and started climbing the stairs but fell on my face after 1 step then i was walking luis and i was talking 2 the neighbors little kids walking backwards and tripped over a basketball hoop and fell flat on my back

Stupid Holidays

My top 2 least favorite holidays are New Years and Valentines Day i hate New Years because its commemorating all the stupid things weve done this year like this
what a great year weve got insane democrats runnin 4 president and it was the worst year in iraq so far in the war not to mention weve gotten absoutely nowhere and oh yeah the pakistani president got killed maybe next year hillary will win and the us will be screwed and we can annihilate iraq and maybe we canget the obesity level higher and everyone will die prematurely :)

Valentines day what a great holiday we get to send each other cards that 90% of the tie are just a formality wow that makes sense lets celebrate a random holiday remotely related to a saint and give all of our friends meaningles cards at least christmas cards are a year in review valentines cards are like ur a good friend heres a card that absolutely and totally meaningless for a holiday invented by Hallmark to get more cash
ok im done now

New Year's Resolution

ok this year my new years resolution (my very first cuz i mean they r pretty stupid cuz i mean y wait till the new year to do something ur not even promised the next year) is that im gonna break away from our stupid society in as many ways as possible suggestions on how? i mean i hav a couple of my own hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe but i mean suggestions are always helpful