My top 2 least favorite holidays are New Years and Valentines Day i hate New Years because its commemorating all the stupid things weve done this year like this
what a great year weve got insane democrats runnin 4 president and it was the worst year in iraq so far in the war not to mention weve gotten absoutely nowhere and oh yeah the pakistani president got killed maybe next year hillary will win and the us will be screwed and we can annihilate iraq and maybe we canget the obesity level higher and everyone will die prematurely :)
Valentines day what a great holiday we get to send each other cards that 90% of the tie are just a formality wow that makes sense lets celebrate a random holiday remotely related to a saint and give all of our friends meaningles cards at least christmas cards are a year in review valentines cards are like ur a good friend heres a card that absolutely and totally meaningless for a holiday invented by Hallmark to get more cash
ok im done now
Saturday, January 5, 2008
Stupid Holidays
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violent, evan.
but yeah, i'm not a huge fan of V-day because this year its gonna be all "i wanna, like, give clay one, cause he's like, such a hottie!" ugh! mainstream sucks.
ya on v-day im bringing a blowtorch to incinerate each and every card i get (which i hope will be none)
i hate valentines day!!!!! really really bad things tend to happen to me on v day!!it seems like i always end up crying. heres a listto prove it!
2nd grade- my arch enemy decided that she hated me(very very bad- she made lower school miserable for me)
3rd grade- nothing very bad this year...
4th grade my best friend that was like closer to me than my own sister told the entire grade all my deep dark secrets so that she could get lollipops from my arch enemy(worst day of my life)
5th grade-i became friends with a mean person cough the devil cough blissfully unaware how evil she actually was (long story dont remind me @ school i might kill someone)
6th grade i realized that everyone in my group of friends hated me. they gave each other these huge boxes of chocolate and gave me nothing and they kept shooting the death glare at me all day for no reason!
7th grade- the guy i liked gave some random ugly girl a really expensive necklace. i decided that i hate him. but then i decided i didnt hate him. then i decided i hated him and liked him at the same time. talk about emotional termoil, people!!!!!
8th grade- to be announced. maybe this year ill get hit by a truck or something...
so if thats not enough proof that vday is satan's holiday, you're just stupid.
wow i just realized that that's like the longest comment ever...... (:
btw... WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS WOULD THINK CLAY IS A "HOTTIE"!!!!!????? what is this world coming to? i would rather go out with a cactus than clay... twitch
HAHAHA! cactus. i like it. but yeah, v-day is pretty much stupid...but i once saw this shirt at old navy with cupids on it and they had guns. it was cool...but this year we will wrap you up into a bubble...then nothing will happen to you! i think breathable materials would be best...
or we could all just go around with uzis and flamethrower :)
ya im pretty sure a bubble wouldn't help... btw i forgot 2 menton
5th grade: my sis was recovering from surgery that she had the day before vday it was BADS. she could barely talk because she was busy puking.
what a lovely memory hlolwrotf
valentines day is no more than a conspiracy to get card makers and candy stores more money, and ya i know i have not been posting lately i have been busy
maybe card makers will use the money they earn to kill innocent children on vday. that would explain everything.
(btw evan i wanna be "other members that you dont really care about" in the jump off something without a parachute! or could i be katey's assistant!)
y? u r the vp weirdo
oh... right! i had a little dumb moment sorry. i like being the vp!~
ya...
yep ive been sort of zoned out for the last few days. sigh.
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well then....
I think you can do better than a blow torch evan
ya but flamethrowers are illegal
*blinks* uh...i need to go dispose of something....brb
haha. *gasp* i just had the best friken idea!!!!! we should overthrow valentine's day!!!!!!!! we can like destroy all the cards and teddy bears and everything...and maybe clay too! (but that would be for my own personal enjoyment! muaahhhaahhaha!)
i feel like being a mean, bully, mafia, emo, cruel dictator. i dunno why, it just kinda happened...........................
................................... ok...i'm better now.
aw...i kinda liked the idea i got some friends who think the same way
one of them is a fourth degree black belt
oh thats nice... btw shelley id be happy 2 help you brutally murder... i mean,... dispose of clay and teddy bears. virtual high 5!
i wana burn something
hmmm.....how about....uh.....something that doesnt belong to me unless it has to do with a stupid holiday that has no point.
burn cupid! or firewood is always fun to burn, too...
true that
how bout both!!!!!
or... we could put cupid in a pile of firewood and do both at the same time
ya thats wut i was sayin
ahhhhh ya that will work but lets throw some random hobo in to, for good measure
george bush? hes a hobo
i've decided that i don't hate valentines day...just what ensues from v-day. ya know, everyone going shopping for significant others.
*cough cough* *cough* *COUGH COUGH COUGH* *cough cough cough cough COUGH COUGH cough*
btw for a second i thought you called george bush a homo. but then i realized that you said HOBO not homo. oh well.
that would be weird....VERY weird
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